Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
“Little friend Song Shuhang, your guess is correct. I was thinking of borrowing Senior White’s incredible luck to help Iron Trigram survive his calamity.” After saying this much, Immortal Master Copper Trigram sighed and added, “For this disciple of mine, I even mustered my courage and came here to meet Senior White in person!”
According to Immortal Master Copper Trigram’s words, coming here to meet Senior White was something that only valiant and fearless people could do…
Song Shuhang asked out of curiosity, “Senior Copper Trigram, are you planning to invite Senior White over to your place?”
If you were to put it like this, it almost felt as though Venerable White was a walking evil-warding talisman.
“Do I want to invite Senior White over to my place?” After imaging the scene, Copper Trigram’s face immediately turned pale. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and spoke in a low voice, “Little friend Shuhang, since you’ve been with Venerable White for a while, I need to ask you a question!”
“Senior Copper Trigram, go ahead,” Song Shuhang said with a nod. He probably wants to ask whether or not Venerable White can control his charm… it seems that all the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group want to know about this matter…
“I see. Now then, do you find that girl from the Chu Family attractive?” Immortal Master Copper Trigram asked in a low voice. This question was rather random, and there was no way someone could have predicted it!
Luckily, Song Shuhang’s brain had become very adept at dealing with unpredictable things— Eh? Wait, why has my brain become adept at dealing with unpredictable stuff? Song Shuhang was a bit confused.
Anyway, regardless of what happened, his brain had undergone a power-up and was now capable of adapting to completely random questions.
Therefore, he promptly replied, “Yes, that girl from the Chu Family is indeed attractive.”
“Now, let me ask you another question. Earlier, why did you refuse to apply the medicinal paste on her body?” Immortal Master Copper Trigram asked once again in a low voice.
“Why I refused? Because Venerable White, Doudou, and the small monk were all more suitable than me to apply the medicinal paste! The dignity of a woman was at stake, and if it was possible to avoid misunderstandings, it was better to do so!” Song Shuhang replied after pondering for a moment.
Immortal Master Copper Trigram commented, “Cough, little friend Shuhang is the best friend every girl would want to have.”
“…” The corner of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. “Senior, don’t casually put the friendzone label on me! I might get offended!”
“Ahaha.” Immortal Master Copper Trigram made a hollow laugh and held his chin. It seemed he was satisfied with this answer.
Still, it was unknown what conclusion he had reached after asking those two questions earlier…
“Anyway, I’m not in a rush, so I’ll stay on the island for another two days. I can decide later whether or not I should invite Venerable White to my place,” Immortal Master Copper Trigram muttered.
Right at this time, Doudou poked Song Shuhang and said, “Shuhang, I feel that Copper Trigram is getting a wrong idea of your character and putting you in a very weird category.”
“…” Song Shuhang.
After hearing Doudou’s words, Copper Trigram made a hollow laugh and changed the topic of the conversation. “Ahaha… speaking of which, little friend Shuhang, when did you mail that language professor to fellow daoist Seven Lives Talisman to help him teach the natives?”
“Eh? I didn’t send any language professor to Senior Seven Lives Talisman.” Song Shuhang was baffled.
“What? You didn’t? But fellow daoist Seven Lives Talisman even thanked you in the group chat earlier for sending over a professor. He said you sent a university professor, as well as a bunch of assistants to help him out.” Immortal Master Copper Trigram pulled out his smartphone.
Copper Trigram’s phone wasn’t the type you would find on the market. It was either a custom-made smartphone or a magically modified one.
After taking the smartphone out, Immortal Master Copper Trigram pulled an antenna out of the phone. The antenna allowed him to get signal and go into the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Next, he scrolled through the chat logs until he reached Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman’s messages, showing them to Song Shuhang.
The conversation started with Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman tagging the user Stressed by a Mountain of Books. Next, he expressed his gratitude to Song Shuhang for sending over that language professor.
“A university language professor? As well as a bunch of assistants as a complimentary gift? How did Senior Seven Lives Talisman conclude that it was me who sent these people over to his place? From the looks of it… there can be only one possibility.” Song Shuhang rubbed his temples.
…It all started when the plane I boarded entered the mysterious island, and although I don’t have any memory of what happened there, when I left the island, I suddenly appeared in the sky.
In this case, the other passengers on the plane might have ended up on Senior Seven Lives Talisman’s island…
To send them directly from the East China Sea to the Pacific Ocean… the mysterious island really put some effort into it, didn’t it?
Anyway, I have to contact Senior Seven Lives Talisman as soon as possible. After all, Gao Moumou, Tubo, and the others were also on the plane!
“Senior Copper Trigram, can you lend me your phone for a moment and let me go online? I need to log in into my account and reply,” Song Shuhang asked. His phone wasn’t modified and couldn’t get any signal on this small island.
He also needed to find a way to obtain a modified phone like Copper Trigram.
“Sure, no problem,” Immortal Master Copper Trigram said as he fiddled with the phone a bit, logging out of his account.
Song Shuhang took the phone and went to the log in interface, inserting his username and password.
In the next instant, ‘Stressed by a Mountain of Books’ got online. The only problem was that the speed of the Internet connection was rather slow. However, the fact that he could get signal on this small island in the middle of the East China Sea was already a miracle.
As soon as he got online, he received several notifications.
The first one was the daily news notification from the app.
July 15th, yesterday. An airplane headed toward the East China Sea lost contact with the air traffic control. There were a total of 172 passengers on the plane, as well as 7 members of the flight crew. The concerned institutions have already started to take action in the hope of locating the position of the plane to rescue the passengers.
“This is the plane we boarded!” Song Shuhang forced a smile. At this time, the government and the relatives of the passengers had to be incredibly worried.
However, it was unlikely for the authorities to find any wreckage. All the passengers were now on an island in the Pacific Island, and if they kept looking around the place the plane disappeared, they wouldn’t find anything even if they kept searching for their whole lives.
This news was published not too long ago… I must contact my parents as soon as possible and let them know that I’m fine, Song Shuhang thought to himself.
Next, he saw Soft Feather’s message.
When he opened the chat, he discovered that she sent him a file sent in offline mode.
Perhaps because his current signal wasn’t too good, or perhaps because the format of the file wasn’t correct, the name of the file had changed into a series of asterisks and random letters.
Song Shuhang clicked on it, trying to download it. However, the download kept getting interrupted after a few seconds.
I can’t download it?
Perhaps there are problems with the format Soft Feather used?
Song Shuhang replied by writing the following message: “Soft Feather, what did you send? The signal here isn’t too good, and I can’t download the file.”
Soft Feather just happened to be online. Therefore, she quickly replied, “Oh! Senior Song, you’re finally online. I sent you an expression package I personally made. It’s a very cute package, and I decided to send it to you as soon as possible! If you didn’t receive it, I can send it again!”
“Sure, go ahead!” Song Shuhang nodded.
Soft Feather fiddled with her phone and quickly sent the file again.
Song Shuhang clicked and accepted the data transfer.
But as before, the name of the file was a series of random letters.
As soon as he accepted, the speed of the download was very high. But when it reached half-way, it suddenly stopped again.
The download failed.
Spirit Butterfly Island’s Soft Feather: “Eh? The download failed? How is that possible?”
Stressed by a Mountain of Books: “The signal here isn’t too good. I’m currently on a small island in the middle of the East China Sea.”
Spirit Butterfly Island’s Soft Feather: “On a small island in the East China Sea… Senior Song, are you on the mysterious island?!”
Stressed by a Mountain of Books: “Ahaha, I’m not. I’m with Senior White and the others. We casually chose this small island to stop over and rest. As for the mysterious island… I think I just returned from that place, but I don’t remember anything about what happened there. It seems my memories have been sealed! ?”
Spirit Butterfly Island’s Soft Feather: ” Pat pat. Senior Song, restrain your grief. Perhaps Senior Medicine Master will find a way to solve this matter related to the memory loss. Senior Song, you mustn’t lose hope and fall into despair!”
Song Shuhang laughed and quickly sent another message. “It would be cool if I could get those memories back, but I don’t think it will be easy to break the seal.”
Afterward, he wrote yet another message. “Soft Feather, if you can’t send the expression package through the private chat, can you send it via email or directly in the group space? Once I return home, I can just download it from there.”
Since it was only an expression package, Song Shuhang didn’t think too much of it.
Spirit Butterfly Island’s Soft Feather: “In the group space?”
“You can also send it via email. Whichever you prefer! ?” Song Shuhang said with a smile.
“Although it’s a bit embarrassing, I feel that this expression package is really cute. Sending it in the group space and allowing everyone to see it would be very cool ?,” Soft Feather wrote.
Song Shuhang smiled. Soft Feather had such a lovely disposition. After creating this beautiful expression package, she wanted to share it with everyone. What a good girl. In that case, it was better to have the file sent into the group space so that everyone could see it.
“In that case, you can upload it in the group space. I can download it from there later. Anyway, I need to ask Senior Seven Lives Talisman something, see you later ?,” Song Shuhang even attached a grinning emoji.
“Later~ ?” Soft Feather also sent a smiling emoji. Read latest Chapters at Wuxia World.Site Only
Song Shuhang closed the private chat with Soft Feather and returned to the Nine Provinces Number One Group. He clicked on Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman’s name and sent him a private message.
“Senior Seven Lives Talisman, are you there?”
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman quickly replied, “Little friend Song Shuhang, you’re finally online! Thank you for mailing over that university professor, as well as those assistants!”
“Ahaha, I asked Senior Copper Trigram to lend me his phone to get online. How can I explain it… although there seems to have been a small misunderstanding, I ask Senior Seven Lives Talisman to look after my friends,” Song Shuhang wrote after pondering for a moment.
For the time being, it was better to let Gao Moumou and the others stay with Senior Seven Lives Talisman. Later, he would find a real language professor that could keep teaching the natives on the island how to read and write and sent them over…
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